An Open Letter To Music Houses

I write this for defenseless creatures like advertising creatives, and puppies.

We are delighted your spots, demos, shorts, long-form films are on the internets.

And yet, can we make a humble request?

PLEASE MAKE IT SO WE CAN ACTUALLY LISTEN TO YOUR #&!@% MUSIC!!!!!

Again, calmly:

Please make it so we can actually listen to your #&!@% music.

Without eight-minute downloads per spot. Without pop-ups of the next act you are launching. Without the befuddling, yet admittedly hip, graphics to wade through.

Between focus groups and craft-service-table turkey jerky, our life is difficult enough.

Kind regards,

Gary