Friday, March 2, 2012

How long should a web video be?


More than one minute. Less than six. FACT.

From my friends at the excellent content production house, Division of Labor.

Read the article here, mofos.

PS why the picture of the baby eating the dog's foot? Because for some, I knew this wouldn't be the most interesting post in the world.

15 comments:

Large Ears said...

Michelle says the government should not permit children to eat the appendages of dogs. Any of them. Broccoli, endives and arugula are much better she says for growing babies and other youngsters and even adults. In my new plan, these foods will be mandated and those caught eating canines, no matter the age, will be sent to reeducation camps. Now, I am off to Hawaii for. 24 day vacation. Lots of good eatin' there. Too bad Michelle can't go. She is taking the girls on a 4 week vacation to Indonesia and Africa on the other plane. She will cover me at the Lower Your Carbon Footprint Conference in Zaire.

Anonymous said...

What have you wrought?

http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/04/us/farmer-tofteland-mfglobal/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

Bill Maher said...

Sarah Palin is a cunt.

G.D. said...

I kind of agree with all of the above comments, actually.

Anonymous said...

And LD too.

Anonymous said...

Malia & Sasha O are cunts

Patrick Scullin said...

Amazing how even an innocent image of a child eating a dog's foot can attract irate political commentary.

No wonder you are so dangerous, Mr. Doyle.

William Maher said...

Patrick Scullin is a cunt too. (I like political commentary. It's not all that difficult when your fans are stupid)

Peter Cox said...

What right wing, Santorum loving, perverted nutcase is leaving all these disgusting comments. We don't need these religious bigots. Obama is not responsible for all the bad in the world. We need him for 4 more years. Come to our campaign event in California, where we know We Can. July 29th. Californians for Obama.

www.zombietime.com/folsom_sf_2007_part_1/index.php

G.D. said...

How come nobody comments on the length of a web video?

Anonymous said...

"How come nobody comments on the length of a web video?"

How come out of nowhere you blame Sarah Palin for the shooting of a Arizona congresswoman?

How come you don't wonder who set torched Sarah Palin's church?

How come you don't have any interest in David Letterman suggesting the rape of her daughter Willow?

How come you don't give a shit about the doofus you helped elect lying every day while intentionally dismantling the US industrial base? But you have some deep concern about your thoughts on the length of a web video. You exemplify the reason why our country is doomed. I hope you don't have kids - they might wonder why you would leave stood around with your thumb up your ass while the great country you inherited was destroyed by the cool people you helped. Maybe if you did a short, contrite web video apologizing for your stupidity and encouraging your peers to quit with the hate America BS, you would get some hits.

G.D. said...

Anonymous --

That video is in the works as we speak. Look for the world premiere next Tuesday.

Anonymous said...

I look forward to it. But don't expect to see a reversal. You are too invested with the whole deception to actually do an honest assessment, like David Mamet or Robin of Berkley. Easier to maintain the attitude and go along with the transformation of America, than actually start to defend the idea of America. No guts no glory. No guts no pain and inconvenient need to rethink every bad idea you have accepted as true because it was cool and there would be repercussions if you dared think independently.

Still, I can hope for an honest reassessment. Redemption.

Anonymous said...

So the Jackass President does not believe the Supreme Court has the authority to overturn laws passed by Congress. Did this Jackass graduate from high school? Did he ever have a Civics class? How much total ignorance can this Jackass spew before his disciples begin to question his basis intelligence? Apparently, the Jackass thinks the Supreme Court judges songs by female Motown girl groups of the 60s. What a douchebag.

Klondike Pete said...

Hey Anonymous above, liked the screed about the Chicago community organizer. I bet the Alaska Governor knows about Marbury v. Madison. Of course, Alaska is not one of the original 57 states.