Saturday, January 22, 2011

Armageddon Post #4: Eve of Destruction

31 hours until the War to End All Wars. Somebody's heart is going to be crushed. Hope it's not mine.

I'm not going to make a prediction about the score of this game. This game's too serious for anything so frivolous as a prediction.

But if the Bears lose, it'll be because Jay Cutler did something boneheaded, and Aaron Rodgers didn't.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can the receivers catch the ball w/ the windchill @ 0 degrees?

G.D. said...

Yes, because both sides will have hot cocoa.

Ted Bundy said...

G.d. - how about some of your uplifting Sarah Palin hate speech to get the tailgaters amped up??

B. J. Raji said...

JAY CUTLER UNDER ATTACK FOR LEAVING GAME. SOME FANS BURN HIS JERSEY


Gary - you need to post about this!!! Sarah Palin is causing Chicagoans to act unnaturally - as boorish idiots. It was just a matter of time. This insidious strain of violence will probably seep up into the wealthy North Shore suburbs. Soon, you could be using Jay's jock strap as some sort of new age sling shot, hurling projectiles at pictures of Jay. What can be done?? How can we stop Sarah from taking over your brain? What if you stop leaving unused for such long periods of time? Maybe that would prevent this sort of thing.

Steve Jobs said...

NOTE TO GARY DOYLE

From Apple Q1 2011 Earnings Report

"14.8M iPads were shipped in just nine months. This in a previously marginalized or verticalized category: Tablets. By comparison, the first iPhone didn’t reach 10M until it was a year old."

One more area where to find the Truth, look to the opposite of what Gary Doyle says. But at least he is cool, I mean at least he thinks he's cool. Somebody has to.