Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Armageddon Post #5: And then we came to the end

When you root passionately for a team, you make a bargain: I give you my time and loyalty, you return it with competency.

Ideally, you get more than that in the bargain. But you at least deserve competency. That’s the baseline.

When you’ve got a quarterback who’s practically a rookie in the game, and it’s fourth and four, and the season is over if you don’t make the first down, and you have one time out left, call the time out. Give yourself time to draw up a play, and give your rookie quarterback time to gather himself.

That’s Football 101. That’s competency. That’s all I ask.

Back to marketing.


Kermit Gosnell said...

Who am I?

Barack said...

Gary D does not yet understand he helped elect me, a Republican. With his Yes We Can brilliance, he helped me gain position to

Keep Guantanemo open, with daily torturing of prisoners

Keep two wars going strong with our military performing it's
Imperialist duties well on a daily basis

Maintain Bush's tax cuts for the wealthy (which I like)

Expand the Bush policies of illegal surveillance on the American people, with more NSA monitoring of Gary's email than Bush ever contemplated

Take the measly Bush deficit of $175b in 2007 and turn it into $1.5 trillion which we will let Gary's kids pay (ha)

Gary knew I would do all this stuff. He'll he doesn't care if we are at war, even with our own people, if a good Chicago thug does the dirty work. Cause he know I won't tell the world about what he does with the pictures of Sarah P.

V Giddy said...

"(A) quarterback who’s practically a rookie in the game" and another quarterback who's the least jolly of ANYONE from a place called Santa Claus going all Scottie Pippen on ya. Has Chicago media talked about the Pippen's migraine? Or Pippen sitting while Toni Kukoc took the final, game-winning shot? Speaking of Kukoc, check out ESPN's "Once Brothers," an excellent piece on Kukoc, Dražen Petrović, and Vlade Divac.

Frosty the Snowman said...

Al Gore, Gary Doyle's intellectual father, in 2007.

"We have only 10 years to save the Earth from thermal disaster"

Only five years left till the world is turned into a blazing inferno by Global Warming. You might buy some Hershey bars and marshmallows. I am glad we have Gary helping us to know what the future is through his very intelligent friends. Gary, Tipper says hi.

Jocelyn Elders said...

GD - That 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan must be reading your mind - he told Charles Barkley "Now let me tell you something about Sarah Palin man, she's good masturbation material. The glasses and all that? Great masturbation material."

It is great how you and Tracy and all the cool people are so honest about how you spend your time.

By the way, when I worked for Bill Clinton, I led the effort to have this particular form of exercise taught in our schools - to the kids.

Willard Scott said...

Massive global warming ravages Chicago, leaving Gary Doyle mute due to heat prostration. GD scribbles on sidewalk using his profuse sweat, "Sarah Palin is killing us with her Alaskan oil. Al Gore is right - then planet is on fire due to Sarah Palin".

A. Einstein said...

Can Gary Doyle be wrong about everything?

The Bears
Global Warming
The iPad
Obama will save the US economy
Obama will close GITMO
Obama will end the wars
Obama will end the evil Bush tax cuts
Obama will reduce the deficit
Obama will stop Government surveillance of citizens
Tuscon shooter inspired by Sarah Palin

Yes. Find out what Gary believes. Then go with the opposite. You will be right.