Monday, April 12, 2010
If Sarah Palin was my client
Yesterday at the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, Sarah Palin debunked ‘that snake-oil science stuff’.
It got me to thinking: if Sarah Palin was my client, she wouldn’t go in for that fancy-pants strategy those East coast elitist planners came up with.
She wouldn’t subscribe to that think-tank-like research methodology espoused by those pointy-headed account people.
She'd have no use for that liberal-egghead multi-variant testing we’re doing on our digital work right now.
Nope, Sarah Palin would just have me to bring her those gosh-darned ideas that real, hard-working Americans love and appreciate, you betcha.
Hmmm...maybe Sara Palin wouldn’t be such a bad client after all. Life would be simpler. Life would be better.
I can't leave the house tomorrow, because I’m going to get struck by lightning for what I just wrote.
at 8:34 PM