Monday, April 12, 2010

If Sarah Palin was my client


Yesterday at the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, Sarah Palin debunked ‘that snake-oil science stuff’.

It got me to thinking: if Sarah Palin was my client, she wouldn’t go in for that fancy-pants strategy those East coast elitist planners came up with.

She wouldn’t subscribe to that think-tank-like research methodology espoused by those pointy-headed account people.

She'd have no use for that liberal-egghead multi-variant testing we’re doing on our digital work right now.

Nope, Sarah Palin would just have me to bring her those gosh-darned ideas that real, hard-working Americans love and appreciate, you betcha.

Hmmm...maybe Sara Palin wouldn’t be such a bad client after all. Life would be simpler. Life would be better.

I can't leave the house tomorrow, because I’m going to get struck by lightning for what I just wrote.

15 comments:

Clark Kent said...

If Sarah Palin were President she would not spend a couple of trillion dollars more than the guy that was criticized for spending us into trouble. She would not force unread legislation on the American people, against the vast majority's wishes, on an issue that has life and death consequences, and that represents an unconstitutional requirement that individuals buy a product, against their wishes, under penalty of law. Of course, Sarah Palin may respect the Constitution and may have stupid ideas like don't spend trillions you don't have, but she is completely lost about complicated ideas like "multi-variant testing" Wow, what a complicated idea. That's a lot more complicated and requires a lot more intelligence than a goofy idea like freedom, or self-restraint in spending, or upholding the Constitution, or understanding the actual history of socialist utopian ventures. Too quaint - I would rather spend time thinking about important things - like advertising.

Anonymous said...

If Barack Obama was my client, I'd tell him to quit being an ass

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//100412/ids_photos_ts/r816130202.jpg/

Gary Doyle said...

You're right, Clark. We know Sarah Palin is for things like freedom and the Constitution. After all, it's written right there on her hand: "Constitution--good!" "Freedom--you're darn tootin'!"

Gary Doyle said...

Wait, Anonymous, I was all psyched for some mockup like Obama's head on a donkey's body...that's the kind of thing you Tea Partiers do...but no, all I get is a picture of Obama with the Prime Minister of Canada! Disappointing!

Thomas Paine said...

Yeah - sticking his finger in the guys face. If he was Fidel Castro or some Communist thug, the Messiah would be bowing and scraping in adoration and servitude.

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//100412/480/urn_publicid_ap_org52d493edeb0243ef84cbfc87f58f4b6a/

Dennis Kucinich said...

Sarah Palin is an idiot - she was against the Obama Health Care Plan which is obviously the best thing for America. It was put together by people a lot smarter than the idiot from Alaska - people who came from schools that are not "state" schools which are for the less intelligent. These people know how to craft finely tuned legislation - that will absolutely do all the everyone expects.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/13/us/politics/13health.html

John said...

Wish we could have the "fiscal restraint" SP without the small-minded parts of her!

Actually, I wish we would just agree to pay a little more in taxes to fund the many worthwhile services our governments provide.

Clark said...

Yes - Sarah wrote some notes on her hand. A couple of words for her 30 minute speech. Barack H Obama uses his Teleprompter when addressing elementary school kids - but he is smart. The only Harvard Law Review Editor to have never written an article about the law. Our best affirmative action president ever. Got his house with financing from Rezko Finance, the loan company for the Chicago Community Organizer crowd.

I wouldn't say to much here except I have had it with the snarky remarks about Sarah Palin from people who voted for a guy who has never accomplished a tenth of what she has, except for getting elected in the most corrupt city in the country.

Gary Doyle said...

Thomas: Barack BOWS to the Chinese. He SCRAPES to dictators. Get it straight.

John: I agree in theory, but what would you have done? Let the financial system collapse? Let GM and Chrysler collapse? Give up on Afghanistan? Because that is the source of most of the new deficits.

Clark: I would submit your post to factcheck.org, but I think it would crash their servers. Hussein Obama (go ahead, don't just use the initial, go all the way!) was never elected for any office in Chicago. Maybe if he'd been more corrupt.

Dennis: hot wife.

Patrick Scullin said...

You just hate her because she's a mom and she's not part of the left wing media elite who are so quick to criticize her because she speaks what she feels which is straight from the heart and into the bread basket of America and maybe what we need isn't some ivy league wonks but a soccer mom willing to tell it like it is no matter what and she's strong enough to withstand the slings and arrows of pinheads and people who don't know Sean Hannity from Sean Connery-- don't hate dude!!!!

Gary Doyle said...

Patrick,

I am cowed into silence by your wisdom.

clark said...

Gary

Check how BHO illegally used sealed court records in all of his prior elections to win office. The connection with Rahm Emanuel, Emil Jones, Bill Ayers and SEIU thugs is enough corruption for me. Beyond that, of course, he had zero qualifications, having never worked in a job long enough to actually do anything. I believe he started campaigning for President about 150 days after being elected to the US Senate.

Won't release any college records. Strange.

Claims to have been a college "professor". Never was.

Berated Bush for overspending. In his first year Obama has quadrupled the deficit he inherited.

Gary Doyle said...

Clark,

Sarah Palin enjoys shooting wolves from airplanes.

clark said...

Gary

She sounds like a heck of a woman. She also had 5 kids, helped run the company business, joined the PTA, ran for town council, became Mayor, was appointed to a key state board, took down a corrupt Republican good old boy network, became Governor, negotiated a completion of a trans-Alaska pipeline project that had been stalled for 2 decades. And shoots from a plane. In any other society, she would be revered, here the elite mock. From their chairs.

clark said...

Gary

She sounds like a heck of a woman. She also had 5 kids, helped run the company business, joined the PTA, ran for town council, became Mayor, was appointed to a key state board, took down a corrupt Republican good old boy network, became Governor, negotiated a completion of a trans-Alaska pipeline project that had been stalled for 2 decades. And shoots from a plane. In any other society, she would be revered, here the elite mock. From their chairs.